Don't Climb Out of the Window Tonight...

... because witches are behind the walls.

Surprisingly, the exams aren't making me study.

They're making me bored.

Apparently I've decided to take advantage of the small amount of homework given by not studying or doing anything to do with learning.

Found some kinda funny pranks on the internet. If only I could be bothered enough to do them =/

• Dress up as the opposite sex for school and tell them you've had a sex change.
• Cup some water in your hand. Sneak up behind your victim and sneeze loudly. At the same instant splash water on the victim's neck. They will be disgusted to think that you slobbered all over them in such an uncouth manner.
  
• Put a rubber hand in your sleeve. When someone walks by, stick the rubber hand in a shredder and start screaming.


(F) How do you like your eggs in the morning?
(M) I like mine with a kiss
(F) Boiled or fried? 
(M) I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss



Hahaha that's an old song... Gets stuck in my head easily though.